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[The thing about confidence is that angels should really never be given it.

Castiel has been wandering around the City, showing off and smelling like Heaven, eagle feathers and HOPE. That's right, don't look now but he's next to you, with no regard for proximity and all up in your business. Careful, now he's on the other side of the street, glowing. Literally, glowing. Like an angel. 'Cause he is one.

Go ahead, stab him. Shoot him in the face. Don't punch him, you'll break your hand. Want to go to the other side of the City? .2 seconds flat, you're here.

Don't act like you can't see that wingspan. You wanna touch them? You know you do.]

[ooc: I swear someday I will make a srs bsns post. For now...feel free to assault him.]

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[After watching the swaggering video for awhile, a familiar and vastly amused voice pipes up.]

Cas? What do you think you're doing?

I'm being prodigious. [Isn't that obvious? Psh.]

[Silently presses record on her device.]

You're showing off.

Yes. Because I can.

You really think you're that impressive?

I believe our Father made us to be impressive. I simply can't help but exercise it presently.

[Just... laughter on this end.]

You're enjoying this.

Something like that. You're not usually this... cocky. Confident, yes, but not cocky.

It's amusing.

I don't think I'd enjoy it for an extended amount of time.

I'm glad I can offer you entertainment.

I don't think any of us could. Dean, in particular, wouldn't like the competition, I bet.

Just, uh, don't do anything you're going to regret in the morning.

Dean couldn't live up to the competition. It might be amusing to see his attempt.

I've got no intention of it.

I claim the ticket sales if the two of you get into a man-off.

And I, for one, am glad I'm not there to witness it in person.

You should also take bets on me to win. Since I would.

Are you sure about that?

Based on how people seem to be reacting to... the men in town, yes, I think it's good that I'm not there in person.

It's understandable, with how magnificent I am. I find it hard to believe you wouldn't want to see it in person.

[She's trying not to laugh, really she is.] Maybe I'm just... afraid of being swept away by your... magnificence.

[He is totally seriously trying to hit on her, which is just... This is now a challenge!] I could come to you, and we might find out.

Uh... um...

Is that a yes?

How 'bout we, um, go with no. I don't trust the City not to make me swoon like some of the other girls and I'm really not the swooning type.

[Did someone say assault? That's Lucy's profession so when she comes up on him in the street she gravitates toward him the same way she does shoes.]

Did it hurt?

[Oh yes she went there]

[Castiel will round on her, even smile uncharacteristically.]

Did what hurt?

When you feel from Heaven. Duh.

[And this is Lucy with the inappropriate touching and lack of personal space. She might be leaning up against him, one hand on his shoulder to steady herself the other to reach out and touch the wings. Okay so no might about it]

I didn't fall. Actually, I never fall. [He'll tolerate it. Not like he knows any better as it is.]

[Compliant boys are so nice. Lucy moves from touching the wings to ruffling a hand through his hair. He smells so good.]

Mmmm. Not even for a night?

[Grinning? Castiel? Oh yeah, fully.]

I'd rather not be responsible for anyone's death today.

[Have a pouty Lucy]

Sex with you is gonna kill me?

Likely. Though I'm sure you'd die happy.

Lucy sighs, pulls back and pouts.

"Whatever happened to 'oh I might give you crabs'?"

That you desire to copulate with me is enough. Also, I can't have crabs.

Well that's a bonus

[She steps back with a sigh, looking utterly crushed]

Fine. I'll just go home and use my vibrator.

..... wow.

I know. [Oh God this is going to be so bad.]

You... wow. What are you doing? [speechless]

Anything I wish.

I... it's .... amazing.

Yes.

Bah--!![Once Jo gets over the shock of omgwtfANGEL all up in her business, she is definitely amused! But also a little suspicious.] Well now, that's subtle.

There's no point in being subtle. [He won't admit it (actually right now he might) but it's kind of fun to make Jo 'bah' once in awhile.]

Usually you are though. Well. Sorta. [She's just going to take a step back now, her thumbs hooking into the beltloops of her jeans] So what's got you feelin' all... glowy and powerful?

I'm often careful what information I divulge, yes, but I fear subtlety is not something I have yet mastered. [He grins and gestures around him.] Just that I am. I assume it's a curse, usually I don't care that others know my power.

What are... How do you stand upright?

[Castiel will preen and strut like a pimp.]

Because I will it so.

[ooc: <333 thank you so much!]

But... They're so big.. Aren't they heavy?

[Dean exhales through his nose, almost a snort. He stalks up to Castiel and glares]

Seriously? Way to be a freak.

[Castiel simply looks down (er, up?) at Dean and smiles.]

I smell much better than you. Is that engine oil?

No, you smell like a chick.

[And Dean is using the whole inch or so he has on Castiel height wise to glare down at him. Posturing is everything.]

And yeah. I was working on the Impala. I actually do guy shit.

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